Zut and I just last night were talking about what I’d do if there was a zombie invasion. The first thing I said was that I’d get a sword. Then I went on and on about the specifics of everything because what I’d do was HIGHLY dependant on the type of zombies that existed.
HAHAHAHAHH. Okay, of course. WAIT, what do you mean TYPE of zombie???
Personally, I would definitely want a gun because I want to be as far away from zombies as possible. But let’s say that you’ve got a sword (which I do!), from my understanding of zombies, you would have to stab them through the brain to kill them. Can’t just cut off their head because the head would continue craving brains.
GODDD, zombies are just the WORST.
There are different worlds of zombies! There are slow or fast ones, strong or weak ones, dumb or smart ones, some can smell you and sometimes even animals can turn into zombies. Books/tv/movies pull the “attributes” of a zombie from different legends, folklore, each other and sometimes they make their own rules.
Same goes about worlds of vampires. There are the world of darkness/masquerade/kindred vampires, “interview with the vampire” vampires, buffy vampires, etc. They all have different “rules” with the base of immortality and blood lust. Now we have all these new true blood and twilight vampires that I laugh about but I kinda want to learn their set of rules too.
As far as preparing for a zombie invasion goes you need a sword, hockey gloves, face mask (blood in eye) and a thick leather jacket as your base. Guns would be good for a while but they run out and bullets will be scarce faster than food. Slow braindead (shaun of the dead, zombieland) zombies are more of a nuisance but fast strong smart ones scare the hell out of me! This is why planning depends highly on the type and how they are killed.
When the zombiepacalypse comes, I’m gonna stick with Daniel. He’s really studied the angles on this one.
