HAYYY SOMEONE TEXT!! I’m trying to get a full screen of 972 http://bit.ly/Z2rzv2

Finally tracked down boiled p-nuts somewhere beyond the sticks and wait so they’re just literally soggy peanuts? Also, this was probably the most “southern” place ever, Honey Boo Boo styles. http://bit.ly/12yKCvz

Oh yay here’s a thing you can’t unsee.

Hahahahha yep. BE COOL JON DON’T FUCK THIS UP!

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Still laughing that this is the mother.

#latergram for @whatatotaldrag’s birthday!! @o_reginald @elanklein @chillbot75 @daniel_ryder @lindsey_pop http://bit.ly/14SyVDY

I actually have Quentin on one of my fantasy teams but I’m totally keeping him on the bench until Zack pitches again to teach him a lesson for being such a loser.

Just kidding, Carlos Quentin sucks and I’m dropping him ASAP.

I do love this picture though. Zack’s totally on an invisible skateboard about to do a kickflip into a 360 into an ollie into a broken collarbone.

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baseballcardvandals:

2 buck chump.

These are still great and weird and getting weirder.

spiegelman:

A brief history of the gruesome shit that went down at The Short Stop.

(via buzzfeed)

I don’t know that I have much of an opinion anymore — been about five years since I used to live in bars — but depending on the day, I would maybe call the Short Stop my favorite. Beyond the crazy history of the place, it’s just a really solid joint to get a drink/hang out/dance.

And back when parking for Dodger games was $15, we used to park up Douglas and walk down to the Shorty to chug a $2 PBR  (or 2) before walking over to the stadium.

Man. I think it’s time for me and Daniel to have a good ol’ fashioned Boyzone Echo Park barhop.

First Dodgers game of the year and it’s for Ryu’s MLB debut. Pretty rad seats too. http://bit.ly/12cLqsz

leeleeleelee:

This is the menu for the new eatery at the ballpark called Texas Sized 24.  3 different kinds of 2 foot hot dogs, a 24 inch quesadilla, a 2 pound burger, and a 2 foot pretzel. Motherofgod.gif.

I don’t see the option to wash this all down with a 512-ounce Sweetums child sized soda. E-6, Rangers.

PUT THE BABY IN HIS BASKET.

Wish they would’ve locked him in there and just tossed him into the bay.

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marklisanti:

This is stupid and I love it.

usatodaysports:

Well played, MLB Memes, well played.

So jealous of the Barves.

My wife, treehugger/treemodel. #dirtonyourbooty http://bit.ly/ZPiSS1

seanfennessey:

Parquet Courts, “Donuts Only”

Light Up Gold, 2013

Been listening to this record the past couple of days and I feel like it’s gonna be in heavy rotation for a while.